Cockpunches and protips.

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Ladies, I need every one of you to watch this today because I want you understand what you’re capable of. NEVER. EVER. SETTLE. FOR. ANYONE.

I’ve posted this clip before, but I really can not express to you how much I love it. Nicki for Prez.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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My credit card.

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Now I know what I’m getting everyone for Valentine’s day this year!

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Found while out running. Art is alive.

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Taco Tewsday (om nom nom)

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I will be ordering these as prints as soon as they’re available.

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Last week I drunkenly spent $8 on Amazon.com. Best $8 ever.

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Joe Biden. Shirtless. Washing his Trans-Am in the driveway of the White House. This photo is too awesome.

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Fox News doesn't know where Egypt is.

That’s about right.